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SPEED DRAWING: Yes, the Gnomes have a DMV

You think only WE feel the pain?

Music: โ€œStamped at Deskโ€ - created by MS (ยฉ GnomeTone Records)

Do I need to say more?

"I have chronicled the fall of three kingdoms, the rise of a hero, and watched Blackseed Rum ferment. None of it took as long as renewing a boiler-cart registration. The clerk asked me to spell my own name twice. I am beginning to suspect the gears in this building are purely decorative."

Hรถbin Luckyfeller

"They make you take a number. A number. In a city where half the population can build a working clock from spare buttons, somebody decided the best system for this place is a paper ticket and a room full of chairs that don't match. I've aged out of two apprenticeships waiting for B-47."

Alhannah Luckyfeller

"Six feet of beard and I still had to stand on a crate so the inspector could 'verify my height for the harness permit.' Family heirloom robe, forty years of honest gnome-scale engineering behind me, and the fella stamping my form couldn't find his own inkwell. Some things you just outlive."

Morphiophelius Smith (a.k.a. Chuck)

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