AaaaaHHHAHAHAHA…
I know. Me,…zombies? No. No, that’s not a thing, promise.
I’m so terrified of zombies, but this was for a friend and her substack.
Rushing off to the hospital this morning, to take my daughter and granddaughter, so I don’t have time to get the extensive notes posted here. Just know that life is going to get better, and we are going to have SO MUCH FUN over the next year!
We are…
Let’s start with sharing Claire Fishback’s substack…for those who like horror fiction. PARENTAL WARNING: I do not guarantee ANY stories away from Life of Fiction to be child appropriate. You have been informed.
Zeke is SO cute!!! What a love bug! Thanks for the promotion and the AMAZING artwork despite your worst fear of zombies! I had no idea when I hired you to do the work! Something else that sounds like zombies... imagine this... You're hiking in a fairly secluded mountain area in the Rocky Mountains, and suddenly you hear groaning. Not just one groan. MANY groans. You look around, prepared to defend yourself and your loved ones only to find a herd of SHEEP is hanging out in the area. They seriously sound like a horde of zombies. TERRIFYING!!!
MY DAUGHTER RAISES GOATS....I KNOW!!!!
*gasp.....wheeeze....gasp*
So evil.
.....whoever invented zombies should be eaten by their own creation.
Not a kind thing to say.
Freaks me out.
I posted earlier that I had a zombie nightmare last night in which I killed a zombie using a Clorox toilet wand, which was not a very effective weapon, but it did get the job done. But then my partner (an unnamed, unknown woman) took off without me to go get the others in our group since we found a house that was mostly uninhabited.
Zombie nightmares are the WORST. I may write horror, but that doesn't mean I'm not afraid of the dark.
"....'mostly' uninhabited???"
No.
NoooOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
The egg story had me gasping from laughter. As a mother of boys... I saw that coming. ROFL
I was gasping for air, laughing SO hard....because I could perfectly imagine that.