Is it just me, or is ‘real life’ becoming more fictional? This crap does NOT make sense!
No matter how good it smells, nuts cannot give milk.
No.
Stop.
Nuts crunch…they don’t quirt.
I’ve milked cows, goats…so let’s call it what it is.
Cream made from water through nuts, distilled.
It’s African Nut Water.
Don’t send me private messages over this.
I won’t answer.
This has messed with my mind enough, I want to move on with the rest of the week.
I love you.
You’re awesome.
…don’t care what anyone else says about you.
[wink]
Remember:
You are MORE than you THINK you are!
Until Next Time,
Jaime *who-can’t-get-his-nose-to-pucker* Buckley
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First thing I thought when your video started "Oooooo, dad looks good this morning! Got his hair done and everything." Then you start asking if I can smell "that" and I start sniffing lol (I only got an hour of sleep last night, and 2 the night before. Don't judge me 😂) but you lost me at coconut 🤢😆
You start complimenting your viewers appearance, saying we are well rested. For the first time this morning I became very aware of my appearance 🫣 my hair half held back by yesterday's ponytail, with a flare of the 60's having had my hair teased by my 1 & 3 yr Olds through the night. The dark circles under my eyes, and the dry drool down my chin. At this point I turn to Lisa (my 3 yr old) and say with a dramatic flare "Papa Bear says Mommy looks fabulous!" In response my daughter refused to make eye contact and mumbled something about playing outside before leaving the room 🤣
Today, is going to be a good day lol
Love you Dad! Thanks for another great Monday morning 😁🤗
NOOOOOOOOO....are you one of my NON-coconut kids, Jessie-bear?
Please say it's not so.
You have SAMOAN blood for goodness sakes!
HAHAHAHAHA....Lisa, you be nice to mommy =)
Love you back sweetie!!
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We need to start walking again.
Like...tomorrow...IF you can get the sleep.
Yes! Walking must happen. I will find a way to make it happen lol
The week is always off to a good start after my Monday Morning coffee with Jaime!
Awwwww, and today I had to hide it in my protein shake, LOL.
All cold, but lovely =)
That works, too. It's not the beverage, it's you!
If you're trying to flatter me, then...
It's working.
Love it! “Shut up. Do you even have kids?” Love it!