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Tell Me a Mystery's avatar

Hope everyone is feeling better, and over it by Christmas! And about the birds, two words: Nerf gun. They make tiny Nerf bullets that I used to stop pigeons from hanging out on my roof. And I didn't harm any of them. Never tried to hit them just near them. Pigeons really don't like those little missiles hurling around them. And they learned. It's been years and they have not come back. πŸ˜‰

Jaime Buckley πŸ’Ž's avatar

I will look INTO that! Thanks =)

...and nope...all still sick...and I'm going down, so we will see.

Had to cancel all errands today for me, and the two little ones. Kathilynn, and he two teen girls are all about and doing the mall thing today.

Last round of gift-getting and we will be done for the year.

Jessie Lewis's avatar

I’m enjoying this dramatic image in my mind of you firing nerf bullets at pigeons πŸ˜‚

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It was a sight, I’m sure. Of course, before I got the Nerf gun, I tried to throw a rock. I wound up so much that when I released the rock I fell forward. And the rock only went high enough to hit the side of the house. Yes, I imagine the pigeons were laughing. But that stopped when they saw my Nerf gun.

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[picturing Ann in camo gear, face painted with small branches ties to arms and legs....]

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LOL sounds like me

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Now we just need a theme song and a catch phrase and you're all set.

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NEAR pigeons.

Not AT them.

...I love birds. That would hurt my heart.

I just want to choke them all....a little.

STOP EATING MY CHICKEN FEED!!!

Jaime Buckley πŸ’Ž's avatar

Maybe I can get Chuck to create a spell for making the feed more 'filling'?

Not like rice and hurting the birds....but having their tummies be full after the first bite....and it lasts the week?

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Then again,...if we could do THAT, well...I'd welcome ALL the birds to stop by, LOL.

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Bravo on getting James! That will be a great interview!

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Well, he said yes....BUT we still need to arrange a time.

So it'll be success when we DO the interview....(grin)

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Noted. Counting chickens and all that. πŸ˜„

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I am always leaving comments! You can’t get me to stop.

Dad this had me laughing pretty good. β€œBird thieves β€œ hehehe πŸ˜‚

Love the Up Your Mistletoe story.

I am so happy seeing you wearing that hat! Brings a smile to my face πŸ€—

Jaime Buckley πŸ’Ž's avatar

I'm wearing to everywhere.

NOTE TO SELF: Do NOT lean down TOO far in the chicken coop.

....chickens like to attack the snow puff on the end.